when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet true friendship
other girls with no make up: oh sorry i just woke up.
guys: wow you're still beautiful
me without make up: oh sorry i just woke up
guys: is that shrek
Friend: HEY YOU'RE BLOCKING THE VIEW
laughingisbetter: the-bomb-shiggity: Me: I am the view.
Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.