March 2012
67 posts
when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet
true friendship
other girls with no make up: oh sorry i just woke up.
guys: wow you're still beautiful
me without make up: oh sorry i just woke up
guys: is that shrek
Friend: HEY YOU'RE BLOCKING THE VIEW
laughingisbetter:
the-bomb-shiggity:
Me: I am the view.
Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.